An elderly woman goes to the doctor.
She says, "Doc, I'm undergoing through a terrible mental trauma - I pass gas
all the time!!!
Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise I'd be mortified. For
example, I've passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's
odorless and silent so you can't tell."
The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and
come back in a week.
The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week.
She says, "Doc, there's been a change but not for the better. I still pass
gas all the time, but while it's still silent, now it smells terrible!"
The doctor says, "Well, I'm glad we cleared up your sinus blockage.
Now we'll have to work on your hearing."
She says, "Doc, I'm undergoing through a terrible mental trauma - I pass gas
all the time!!!
Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise I'd be mortified. For
example, I've passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's
odorless and silent so you can't tell."
The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and
come back in a week.
The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week.
She says, "Doc, there's been a change but not for the better. I still pass
gas all the time, but while it's still silent, now it smells terrible!"
The doctor says, "Well, I'm glad we cleared up your sinus blockage.
Now we'll have to work on your hearing."
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