Some Interesting IAS Questions.

Awesome Answers In IAS(Indian Administrative Service)  Examination Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS) Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS) Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98) Q.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2) Q. What looks like half apple ? A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper ) Q. What can you never eat for breakfast? A: Dinner. Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank) Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?" The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!" "How" the interviewer asked. "Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!" He was selected for IIM!

Joke: Latest Technology

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. 

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty.

She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No." 

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!" 

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his. The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes." The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. 

She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?" The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid idiot! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!" So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!

 

Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it is better keep your mouth shut and Let people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it !!!

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SIGNATURES(DON'T FORGET TO SEE THE LAST ONE, VERY INTERESTING!) Atal Bihari Vajpayee Amartya Sen Amitabh Bachchan A P J Abdul Kalaam Asha Bhosle Bipin Chandra Pal Bismillah Khan B R Ambedkar C K Nayudu C V Raman Dev Anand M K Gandhi Khan Abdul Ghaffar Khan Gopal Krishna Gokhale Hargobind Khurana Indira Gandhi J R D Tata Koneru Humpy Lata Mageshkar Manmohan Singh Morarji Desai Mother Teresa Jawaharlal Nehru Tanguturi Prakasam Pantulu S Radhakrishnan Rahul Bajaj Rajiv Gandhi Raj Kapoor Ratan Tata Pandit Ravi Shankar Sarojini Naidu Rabindranath Tagore Bal Gangadhar Tilak Vishwanathan Anand Swami Vivekananda Dr. Zakir Hussain

 

 

 

 

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