Men and Women

All Men: Please read the Moral of the story
All Women: You may also;

Story:

Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.       
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.       
                                  
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 
three wishes.'                                                             
                                  
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to 
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.                       
                                  
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'                 
                                    
The woman said, 'That's okay.'                                           
                                  
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the     
world.                                                                     
                                  
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your   
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will     
flock to'.                                                               
                                  
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful     
woman and he will have eyes only for me.'                                 
                                  
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!                   
                                    
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.     
                                  
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. 
And he will be ten times richer than you.'                               
                                  
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine.'                                                                   
                                  
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!                           
                                  
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a
mild heart attack..'                                                       
                                  
                                  
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.               
                                    
                                  
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here 
and continue feeling good.                                                 
                                  
Male readers: Please scroll down.                                         
                                    
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife                                                               
                                  
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show   
that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who 
have a good sense of humor..