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Smart Internet Search for the New Age

Smart Internet search will be able to do with a mobile device in the NEAR future

A mobile device with Touch screen, built in camera, scanner, WiFi, google map (hopefully google earth), google search, image search…

Like this way, when you can see a building through it, it gives you the image search result right on the spot.

Choose a building and touch a floor and it tells you more details of the building. You can use it when you want to know a car model, an insect name, what kind of food is served at a restaurant and how much, who built a bridge, etc. etc.

It’s got a scanner built in.

so you can use it this way when you want to check the meaning of a word in the newspaper, book, magazine, etc. It would be much easier to read a real book. You can use the dictionary, wikipedia, thesaurus and anything else available on the web. What do you think?

Indoor guide:Works in a building, airport, station, hospital, etc.

Automatic simultaneous translation: here Latin to English.

Search keyword: Helpful when you want to find out a word from a lot of text in newspaper/book.

Nutrition: This kind of function would be helpful for health freaks..

Getting data of a weather forecast, maybe this might be possible.

Short Story - Change your password! After marriage!!!

A SHORT STORY

Ramya was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call
from her husband Kumar,

RAMYA: "Hello, yes Kumar"..
KUMAR: "Ramya, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail
from that US consultant I forgot to take it in my office"
RAMYA: "Yes, I can, I need your password"
KUMAR: "jeni22091980"
RAMYA: "Ok fine"

She takes the print out and logs out. Some thought struck her mind now.
JENI happens to be his college mate. Hmmm...


She decides not to discuss this with Kumar. She simply opens her mail
box and changes the password from "mohan143" to "kumarramya" and leaves
for home!



MORAL OF THE STORY: Change your password! After marriage !!! ;)

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works..

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Ad - Every Indian Must See

An Excellent Ad I came across

Musharraf and Bush

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that…..

Bush: What buildings? What people?? What the hell are you talking about ???

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in your city now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

Manmohan Singh and Bush

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Manmohan Singh?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Manmohan Singh says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

Manmohan Singh turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

Ramayan 3392 A.D. Reloaded

The 4 brothers – dinchak pose!! Lakshmanas axe looks way too cool!!!







Lord Rama – check out that BOW!







An Asura – the perfect beast!!!







Lord Hanuman … oozing raw power!!







Sample panel







A Vanara – the agile warriors!







The coolest of em all!! ;) Ravana!!!